13 Days of Yuletide…
21/12/2013
On the Thirteenth Day of Yuletide the Universe behove to me:
13 shelves for dusting (ignored)
12 plants for watering (well, not 3 cacti…)l
11 pots for scouring (3 soups, 2 veg, 2 peas, 2 eggs, 1 noodles + 1 plums)
10 tweets @ trending (didn’t follow)
9 twits a-twerking… (not really, thank All That Is!)
8 moods a-cycling / meds side-effecting …
7 spots a-sprouting (bloomin’ 2nd puberty…)
6 ciders ‘bottling’ [= not resolving #8 issue(s) ]
5 mouldy sills (eek: J-cloths to the rescue!)
4 junk mail cards (plus TV licence threats… but I don’t do TV!)
3 Facebook friends (confirmed✓)
2 rain-splat’d gloves (no ‘biggy’, just soggy at the time)
… but vanilla custard vaping† liquid (Lush! †See Glossary, part 2)
Solstice / Yuletide / Xmas Greetings One & All !
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