Person is Not a Rude Word

The images of my mid-noughties “Jelly Shoe” wall-hanging above show a most unusual beach-side flotsam find: black buoys – or, rather, charcoal-is-the-new-black/grey buoys – by dint of being saltsea-washed…

Now that I am an urban gatherer/street-comber, I offer some Tip Top plastic & rubber collectables / Urban Flotsam:  Black – or, rather, Charcoal –  by way of being chalky-South-Downs ‘limescale-washed’…

Handy Hint:  Always take a trolley &/or recycled bag with you when walking the Brighton&Hove city streets: there’s always jettisoned flotsam for the pickings&takings…

The Mop Bucket: handy for collecting shower *Epsom-salted ‘greywater’ for lubricating the garden *(plants like minerals)…

The Balloon: attractive tiptop TinTin images & text merchandising – from a burger bar near you…

The Accessory Clip Hanger: ideal for the dead-cell-exfoliating-shower scourer…

The Railtrack Junction: will be very dynamic in some future Flotsamic Creative Recycling Art Piece…

The Vegetable/Mushrooms Tray:  stackable as a galley-kitchen marmalade+ storage ‘cupboard’…

The Folding Stool: ideal stand for the smalls laundry in the smallish shower space…

The Portable&Digital Gadgetry Wires+: suitable for all manner of hanging purposes, artwise or merely artful…

The Black Placcy Allsorts: yet to be inserted into (SuperHero-themed?) FCRAP (as above)…

The Socks Hangers Range: already mobilised to beautify a bay-window recess ‘twixt Venetian blinds’ bland-ness…

The Unrecognisable-But-Unbelievably-Handsome Hanger: next in line for some mobile-motivated FCRAP (to be featured-no-doubt in a future post)…

These 10 Tip Top utilitarian ‘gatherings’ above are offered in homage to – & with gratitude for – the rather wonderful Top Ten ‘Thangs’ blog of Russell Deasley including the very F.A.B. U&F Daleks featured in the blog link below:

http://theverybesttop10.com/2013/07/29/unusual-and-funny-daleks/